I want to write something funny today...yeah i created this blog for this purpose only!!
But what should i write?
May be a joke on politician...but which party?
If i write against BJP I will be given a free travel advisory to a country where our PM always visits, but wait!! theres not even a single country which our PM has not yet visited... or is there any? So many rapes, farmer suicides etc are happening but the major focus of our govt is BEEF... you can get away with rape or corruption but you cant away from having BEEF at your home... atleast animal welfare department is working over-time.. I mean atleast someone is working in this current government...
If I write against AAP I will be labelled as corrupt or Bhakt... but I forgot AAP is a different party, different in a sense that its ministers work differently in closed doors with cameras on...please dont get it dirty, I am talking about Policy making, not about ration cards only!!
If I write against Congress, but what should I write about them..even their beds are stolen in a rally...their leader sleeps in Parliament and talks on Khaat (bed).....anyways congress is itself a joke!!! A party which has become an ancestor property of Gandhis which actually are not ancestors of Mahatma Gandhi... it seems only freedom fighters of our Nation was this Nehru ji... yes, we should acknowledge his contribution but why this 5 star treatment to undeserving ancestors of Nehru.. where are the deserving ancestors of other great freedom fighters? May be Congressmen havent read whole history book.. they limited their knowledge to Nehru ji only....
We elect these people.. I wonder on whom this joke is!!! but even we have limited choices... people like me and you are not in politics..may be thats why :)
Now let me talk about international politics...Trump..no!! Syria..no!! ISIS..no!!!
Let me talk about my boss then!! No way... why would I risk my job... yes i can write about my previous boss though.. not risky enough... he hardly reads anything written by me.. he didnt even read my resignation properly...
Let me talk about girls... the difference between girls and boys.. i know a lot has been written about it... but I will talk in detail in my next blog.. so from now on we have an agreement.... I am going to write some witty stuff and will try to improve on my sense of humour... and do away with the sense of horror which I had been following till now....
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But what should i write?
May be a joke on politician...but which party?
If i write against BJP I will be given a free travel advisory to a country where our PM always visits, but wait!! theres not even a single country which our PM has not yet visited... or is there any? So many rapes, farmer suicides etc are happening but the major focus of our govt is BEEF... you can get away with rape or corruption but you cant away from having BEEF at your home... atleast animal welfare department is working over-time.. I mean atleast someone is working in this current government...
If I write against AAP I will be labelled as corrupt or Bhakt... but I forgot AAP is a different party, different in a sense that its ministers work differently in closed doors with cameras on...please dont get it dirty, I am talking about Policy making, not about ration cards only!!
If I write against Congress, but what should I write about them..even their beds are stolen in a rally...their leader sleeps in Parliament and talks on Khaat (bed).....anyways congress is itself a joke!!! A party which has become an ancestor property of Gandhis which actually are not ancestors of Mahatma Gandhi... it seems only freedom fighters of our Nation was this Nehru ji... yes, we should acknowledge his contribution but why this 5 star treatment to undeserving ancestors of Nehru.. where are the deserving ancestors of other great freedom fighters? May be Congressmen havent read whole history book.. they limited their knowledge to Nehru ji only....
We elect these people.. I wonder on whom this joke is!!! but even we have limited choices... people like me and you are not in politics..may be thats why :)
Now let me talk about international politics...Trump..no!! Syria..no!! ISIS..no!!!
Let me talk about my boss then!! No way... why would I risk my job... yes i can write about my previous boss though.. not risky enough... he hardly reads anything written by me.. he didnt even read my resignation properly...
Let me talk about girls... the difference between girls and boys.. i know a lot has been written about it... but I will talk in detail in my next blog.. so from now on we have an agreement.... I am going to write some witty stuff and will try to improve on my sense of humour... and do away with the sense of horror which I had been following till now....
Follow this blog for more....
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