Incredible India

What if Rickshaw Pullers and vendors are made directors of companies? And yes they are actually paid for it...What if Adhar Card is issued in the name of Mahtama Gandhi? I thought issuing pension in the name of the dead people was the worst that could happen but Welcome to Incredible India where amid the debate of tolerance and intolerance, a news got very smartly hidden..

A scam involving Rs. 6,172 crores..yah you read that right....6,172 crores also called "Banking-Hawala Scam". The scam involved businessmen and officials of Bank of Baroda.

"A news report published by the Times of India on Monday said that the businessmen and bank officials allegedly paid Rs 10,000 per month to these economically backward people for using their voter ID cards to create current account in the name of fictitious companies"
Who said India is poor? Look even Vendors can become directors of companies, so why is Mr. Modi thumping his back about him being a tea-vendor. This is the first major scam under this government which didnt see much light of the day as our 24*7 news channels had more important news to show about what Aamir and Sharukh said.
Wonder why wasnt I made a director? 
A country where a scam of such large amount surfaces is busy in debating about what statement is tolerant and intolerant...

Even opposition seems to be quiet on this as only thing that bothers them right now is the tolerance debate which is the first topic to be discussed in the winter session of the Parliament.

"The Central Bureau of Investigation (CBI) conducted searches at 50 locations following the alleged illegal transfer of more than Rs 6,000 crore to Hong Kong in the garb of payments toward possibly non-existent imports. The money was transferred by 59 companies through newly opened current accounts at Bank of Baroda's Ashok Vihar branch in New Delhi." says economic times

Tea-vendor became a PM, 9th fail became a deputy CM, fake degree case against Education Minister and now vendors becoming directors of companies. Ok no-issues with a tea-vendor becoming a PM, it all depends on the caliber of an individual but why do they demand graduation for becoming a peon?

Does peon has to do something more special than what our ministers have to do? Even Phd degree holders applied for the post of peon in UP...

What about the highly qualified IAS officers reporting to these leaders? What they must be thinking after working so hard to crack one of the toughest exams of India?

"Agle janam mohe anpadd hi kijjo...."

Wonder if Winston Churchill was right about India...

Is the statement of Aamir Khan wanting to leave India more important than Rs.6,172 crores being symphoned out of India?

But yes this is the beauty of our Incredible India.. we know what is more important... Aamir and Sharukh off- course.....

The amount of money which is being sent outside India can be used to solve the minor problems like poverty, unemployment or inflation but leave it, our Gods will solve them. lets just debate on this tolerance issue... this has to be dealt with on an urgent basis...

So enjoy the show... this is what makes my country so incredible....

The great Indian Culture of love

It was nice to see youth try out the basic Indian Culture called Kamasutra in a Central Park at Cannuaght Place just beside Indian Flag. So proud I felt when I first visited this place not knowing about this place as being the saviour of age old Indian Culture.
I hate moral policing but these people should have their own morals to know that they are not paying any respect to Indian Flag by practicing this Sutra in front of foreign visitors who come to India after hearing about its rich heritage and culture. I wonder what they must be thinking. Even the writer of Kamasutra "Vatsyana" must be cursing himself for giving India this creation. Look we are 130 crores and counting, practicing his teachings, only teachings that we have taken seriously. Forget about Gandhi, Bhagat Singh, Vivekananda but Vatsayana rocks.....ok fine people dont even know his name but follow his practices for sure...

Our love birds often write their names on rich heritages with stones. A foreigner asked a guide "why are so many love stories engraved on walls in India?". No no my foreigner friends.. "Pappu loves Reshma" or "Raju loves Lovely"with a shape of heart in between are not renowned love stories.

But desi love stories are found in every corner and every heart of Indian people. "Vicky loves Rinky" but "Rinky loves Ricky" and "Ricky loves Sweety"... so many complicated love stories but one thing is for sure that they will marry on where there horoscopes match...so Indian you see.... 

Indian love stories start from heart and end with horoscopes and religions... I wonder who sees the caste, religion or age of a person while loving. You dont carry your complete bio-data and apply for a post of lover.

Imagine this "Hi, I am Raju. I am hereby applying for the post of boy friend in your life. Here is my complete bio-data along with my career objectives"... 

We love to complicate things, we can destroy lives of people but we cant destroy age old customs and traditions. We are so much concerned with what people would say that we are quietly climbing the charts for being the most populous country in the world.

You love someone, you feel compatible about it, to hell with your caste, religion, age... just marry that person. Its your life. you gotta live not this society....

Self proclaimed saviors of Indian culture find it western in celebrating Valentines Day... yah we believe in spreading love each day... look at our population...

Then there are Khaps... you know these people have their own laws for punishing the culprits who marry in the same caste... be it prading a girl nude in the whole village or gang raping her in the pretext of punishment.. some even burn them alive... so Indian I tell you... yah we celebrate Navratras too... our tribute to the women from whose womb we came...This is the real hypocrisy of Indian society hidden in the veils of Indian Culture....

Sorry, babaji got serious for few lines.... but dont you agree with this? Respect for this country is of foremost importance, this is our real identity "Indian"....but dont allow your hypocrisy to hide behind the great Indian Culture.. dont disgrace its purity....

What India wants?

As soon as I opened my twitter account today, first thing I read was "India wants Ram Mandir" as the top trending item...
The question came in Babaji's mind "What India actually wants?"
1. We are running a race for being the most populated and polluted country of the world. Rather sooner than later we will achieve that and the way Indian people are having their say in the Politics of other countries and the way our PM is turning into a global PM, the world will belong to us.
"Vasudev Katumbkam" one of the things we believe in. Our PM is actually showing us that there are far more countries in the world than the average Indian might have heard. So kind of him, I tell you.
So India wants our PM to stay in India for few days at least "Kuch dinn toh Gujaariye apne desh mai" should be the tag line for our PM. Our PM is turning into "Pardesi Minister" rather than "Prime Minister".

2. Nepal has banned Indian Media. Nepal is a smaller country than us but look they are much more smart than us. Major problems of India will be solved if most of the 24*7 news channels start to make sense. You cant go with your Mics on the funeral of someone and ask their loved ones "How are you feeling?" What reply do you expect "Yah I am feeling elated that he died. Look even he had dream of dying. I am happy that his dream has finally been fulfilled.". Our news channels are the only courts in the world who give verdict first and then justify it with meaningless debates. There is huge pannel sitting in their debates and hardly anyone is allowed to speak. Hats off to the courage of people who actually go to these debates. So India wants control over these 24*7 news channels.

3. We believe in bans. Yesterday Mr. Chitambram admitted that it was wrong on the part of their Govt. (Congress) to ban Salman Rusdie's book 27 years ago. Yah, you read it right...27 years!!!. So it took them 27 years to realize that something which was banned shouldnot have been banned. So meaningful I tell you. We ban everything that we believe exists, it may be some Movie, Book or anything. A day will come when after having nothing to ban, we will ban this ban. But why cant we ban the mouths of leaders who give shameful statements like "Hindus should have so many children n all" or other pathetic statements? Again I would say it is because we believe that out leaders are doing something which is free and that do without any corruption, so why should it be banned?

Babaji will continue to give more Gyaan on what India wants. Kindly keep logging to this space for more... till then enjoy your time; stay happy; stay blessed.....

Babaji's guide to get free travel advice

Babaji is very sad today...No one wants him to leave India...
Our Politicians act as more of a travel agent or I should say travel advisers... "Go to Pakistan".."Leave India"....
But if Indian team has to play series against Pakistan then it wont be in Pakistan....
Just make a statement and our Politicians will give free travel advice.... so TOLERANT i tell you....

What if our Politicians open a travel agency?
Na!! you need to be qualified for that... running a country is much more easier...
Ok.. I respect every Politician,,, but wait some of them have corruption charges,, some are uneducated..in short they are not even fit to be appointed as the peons... Ok I respect some of them... done... I have nothing to say against them... but rest of them can go to Pakistan... wait!! even Babaji is turning into a travel guide... ok fine let them go wherever they want to, or stay here only...

But why do our Politicians get angry on some statements and need to give a travel advice?
First of all giving advice is the birth right of every Indian. We give advice even when not asked about. It doesnt require any qualification or experience or mind. Just say what you want to, words are still not free, no Swatch Bharat Cess on them too... I wonder if Swatch Bharat Cess is levied on words then our country would become Swatch and tolerant for sure...
We should be thankful to the Politicians who give travel advice, atleast they are doing something for free or atleast they are doing something which doesnt involve corruption or atleast they are doing something...

But why Pakistan?
We all know that many of our ancestors traveled from Pakistan to India. So, may be Politicians are try to relocate them. And Pakistan is sending terrorists to India. Look some of our Politicians are giving only travel advice but Pakistani Politicians are already running travel agency. They train people to run havoc in our country, spoil everything and enjoy the first class treatment for years in the name of trial like Kasam or Manon did...its kind of retirement plan. So caring of their citizens, this Pakistan govt, I tell you....

So lets be thankful and TOLERANT towards our Politicians who give free travel advice...but they should give other options too... Pakistan alone wont do.....
So if you wish to know about your travel plans just make a statement. But first and foremost, that statement should not make any sense. You will then get travel advice from some of our Politicians which will even be more absurd than your statement. The general public will only have one question to think about "Who is the bigger idiot?" The person making the statement or one giving the travel advice?
Till then enjoy the debate on 24*7 news channel who have nothing much to do but to latch on these kind of statements; conduct meaningless debates and draw conclusions which will even give shame to the intelligence of people praising Prem ratan dhan paayo...

Our Proud Culture- Jai ho

Our culture, our history, our ancestors....Jai ho... how much we repeat and feel proud about it....
Today I will show you... rather tell you about this love....
We savior this love so much that most of the old buildings are always under renovation... Just look at Quila Mubarak of Bathinda...ok let me tell you something about this unique place.. let Babaji shower you with some knowledge... this Quila holds a very unique value in history... the most important being of Razia Sultan who fled from this Quila along with his General and was killed in Ropar on her way to Delhi... there are endless stories attached to this place.. some even say that Anarkali fled to Bathinda as the wall which was created by Akbar was nothing but her way out.. she had an agreement with the Akbar...look Babaji is not responsible of authenticity of this news but people living in Bathinda have hell lot of stories about this Quila...
Now let me tell you how this Quila, the symbol of our history has been saved... there has been renovation being carried on for more than 20 years now... yah you read it right...this amount of time might not have been taken for this construction... still when you go, only thing you will find is its deteriorating condition.. reason, after a certain period money is allotted for its renovation..where this money is going, even God doesnt know... its upon your intelligence to know...Yah Punjab is progressing...
Yesterday I had a privilege to visit Jantar Mantar..I had been hearing hell lot of stories about this place and had a dream to visit this place...trust me Babaji has not been so disappointed ever... this place is under renovation too...I mean the place which is a symbol of our Mathematical progress is almost lying in shambles... our love for history you know...
There are endless places on the name of renovation of which endless funds are being symphoned... but corruption is a small issue...Lets talk about intolerance...
Ok, heres another gem...I visited the central park.. the waving flag took me there... and what did I see made me more shameful..there were boys and girls who made us feel proud of our only culture i.e. Kamsutra..when Vatsyana wrote it, even he had not imagined that generation would come who would sit near the national flag and follow it...yah so called new India....
Have you been to Jaliawaala Bagh.. there are cartoons there too.. you are taking selfies and p
ics for their social networking sites by making poses which would give shame to the souls of mtyrs... there are posing victory sign in front of Amar Jawan Jyoti and the marks of bullets... yah..so much love for our freedom fighters... Amar Jawan Jyoti is to be worshiped and not taken pose with..bullets are the marks of sacrifices not a sign of victory for sure...

Babaji feels sorry for this so called insult to the historic places. The country and the people who cant respect its history and cant savor its historical places should not feel proud of its history and culture...

Three cheers for our Tolerance

Humour is the most difficult thing in the world. From now on I will try to burn my hands into it. In case you find something offensive, its my sincere request then to kindly get lost from this page... look I am an Indian and only thing that matters to me right now is intolerance.

In this blog Babaji will tell you how to deal with this intolerance.

As I sit on my asaana, I can feel the increasing level of intolerance in our country as neighbourhood dog starts barking as soon as I tease him ... so intolerant I tell you...now what should I do then? Stop teasing.. I guess....na I will protest against him so that he apologizes for his barking and learn to live in a tolerant way or the other way round that I should also start barking or hurling abuses at him.. may be he would get afraid...

Now as soon as I move out wearing my red T-shirt..(shh!!dont ask me the brand name,,,,I just purchased it from the road side vendor...but it is branded for sure..I have a sticker of the brand to prove it)...I see an ox staring at me.... look he could attack me any moment.. but see my courage I still roam in front of him...ok fine I will have to move away... even he has lost his tolerance level....I better protest against him  rather than stop wearing this red T-shirt...he should be tolerant....

And you would ask why would baba ji wear the read T-Shirt? If one Babaji can create a huge business empire then why cant this baba ji wear a T-shirt?

So I feel the best way to deal with the tolerance level is to first provoke the other person and if he reacts then hurl abuses or hold a protest against him....

And I feel half of the people who protest against this so called intolerance dont actually know what tolerance is...

We need a graduate peon for offices but look at our tolerance that we allow uneducated people to govern our country... we fire an employee even if he does an embezzlement of Rs.10 but look we still elect our leaders who are involved in huge scams.. this is our tolerance level....we have created superstars of people who cant act and we tolerate them in every movie... we get thrashed by the harsh behaviour of Babus and we still smile.. this is our tolerance level....

So the Babaji India waale will start with this blog by ending this topic of tolerance...
So lets chant together and put this issue into the Hawan kund of our democracy...swhah!!!!